Here we go again, Christian kingdoms unite, we are taking another trip to the Holy Land.
Spoke like a true follower of Pius XII
Well, it is a good car.
Children should be raped, but not killed
-Pope Francis (probably)
Francis has actually been tackling the problem, unlike previous popes.
Can you all make sure they don’t secretly do this in northeast America going inland in America and into Michigan, they started pretending they were all still in Israel or Palestine or Iran when that location is quite far away on the big maps. Teleporting use to go on and messed everything up or lieing went on to cover things up or to avoid following certain laws.
Hey that's not what kids are for! -the pope
you know, they should set aside their differences and look at what they can both agree on.
how sexy they can be.
edit: as triggering as it can be, you know the joke is spot on.
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