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What did I miss? (discuss.online)
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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 56 points 1 year ago

Investigators found traces of beef stroganoff on the chair formerly occupied by Rep. Lauren Boebert during the infamous Beetlejuice musical in Denver.

[-] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

That’s enough internet for me today.

[-] cleverusername@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

And I still don't understand.

[-] pelerinli@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Yes. Like, was it after digested?

[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This lady eating beef stroganoff! -an urban teenager

[-] ShootBANGdang@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 year ago
[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Why haven't I been informed?! Outrageous.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Something..mmmwonderful

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 year ago

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[-] vrojak@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago
[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago

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[-] chase_what_matters@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago

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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Dammit Siri! I said beef stroking off! Where the hell is my porn???

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

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[-] TinyPizza@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Got any illicit beef stoganoff facts?

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

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[-] TinyPizza@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

more facts please.
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[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] TinyPizza@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

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[-] Dudwithacake@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago
[-] cs127@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

deltarune referebce

[-] conorab@lemmy.conorab.com 3 points 1 year ago

OK when did Cyanide get on Lemmy?!

[-] MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

I got no beef with stroganoff. That shit is delicious.

[-] ZetaLightning94@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In this house we are a beef and stroganoff family ONLY!!

With that being said. I may not condone your “sausage stroganoff”, but I figure that if you wanna stick your sausage in some stroganoff. Well, I’ll fight for your right to do so.

I just want to make it clear. I am no sausage stroganoff lover. But, I believe in your freedom to stroganoff any way that makes you happy.

[-] ZetaLightning94@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Sounds like you haven't lived! Taste the coolaide!

[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What about it?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Showed my girlfriend these memes and now she's gonna make me beef stroganoff this weekend. I love you bros.

[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You going to be stroganoff in no time bro

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago

It is beans version 2.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago

Mashed potatoes.

[-] thySatannic@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago
[-] McScience@discuss.online 4 points 1 year ago

I mean if I'd been paying enough attention to see this I wouldn't have made the meme in the first place

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Sometimes it's better not to ask

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