And iPhone users will snap them up. My wife would pay quadruple for the logo alone.

"It has to be Apple compatible!"

I should start a business. Hell, Monster fooled everyone for a decade+ with their high prices and "quality".

Was wiring cable internet for a dude, tugged his Monster cable a bit, end fell off in my hand. My god, the insides were appallingly cheap, fabricated from Chinese whispers and toilet paper. Every element here was as cheap as it gets.

He was a bit upset, a bit surprised. I showed him the differences between the Monster cable and what I was using, made him a new one. Happy camper!