"I'll ask Jeeves."

"Phil Hartman guest stars in..."

"What format is that floppy?"

"I bought a Beanie Baby price book."

Eat fresh, beware of the flesh.

"The American economy is doing great!"

"Contrary to popular belief..."

"Sorry, I got to return this video"

There is a video rental place in town here.

Just blow in the cartridge

Being a little literal, but I can guarantee someone has said 1, 3, 5, and 7 in the past twenty years. Heck, probably the last year.

Payphones are still a thing in some places and get used - I started doing a thing involving them a yearish ago (it's in my post history if anyone really cares). Literally had someone ask "Hey, are you done with that phone?" as I was jotting down its number, which was shocking. Can confirm where I am they still take coins (it's 50 cents now, unless you're calling a toll-free number).

VHS is making a ... come back isn't really the right word, but there's a small number of folks interested in what's on old tapes they find and some hobbyists swap stuff. And there are still a few video rental places around (though really, really rare - or near places like campsites, catering to folks with cars that still have DVD players or households with spotty internet).

It's all still disappearing, no doubt, but not 100% dead yet.

Why did you remove me from your top 8 friends?

"I wish no one would assassinate billionaires."

"The check is in the mail"

Max Headroom: 20 Minutes into the Future.

Pepsi: The choice of a new generation.

Mcdonalds has Pizza now?

My book is due back at the library, and I have to rewind it.