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well my kindergarten teacher helped teach me how to read, that one was pretty significant
Not in the curriculum, though a sister of a classmate actually fell while running with scissors. Permanently blind in one eye, and a lozenge as pupil. Indeed not something you forget easily.
Stop, drop and roll.
I’m glad no-one ever said anything about kitchen knives.
Tell that to Running with scissors
It's also a (highly disturbing) memoir!
And a great album by Weird Al!
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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