All these seem weird, but “don’t give a shit” is perfectly normal to me.
Somehow, the German and Spanish versions just aren't vulgar enough.
Also Spanish has the more common "me importa una mierda" (I care shit about it).
Or "me la suda" (it sweats 'it' to me, it being your dick), or "me la pela" (it peels 'it' to me - a reference to a hand job).
Nr. 2 is awkward for people wanting to use manure on plants...
It's me sausage actually. And it doesn't mean no fucks given, rather it is all the same to me.
There are multiple ways to say "I don't care" (which is what the expression stated means). You can say "Juckt?" Which is very informal and basically means "is it itching?" Or you could also say "das geht mir am Arsch vorbei" which means something like "its going next to my ass" (I don't really know how to translate it in a better way, but it means, that said thing is passing your ass)
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