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[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 83 points 1 week ago
[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago
[-] M137@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

It's just English the first sentence.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

I think that's the ketamin kicking in.

You can feel that blood clot really wedging itself in there.

[-] GrindingGears@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

You just know when you read something like this, whatever you bought is going to be a POS. This is pretty much an instant return for me.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

I got a prostate massager with an instruction manual like this and it makes me shoot fat ropes every time.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

Your mom's the best

[-] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago

This is pretty much an instant return for me.

Exactly. Because you know they are going to refund your money and let you keep it.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Ironically, there are a lot of solid products online that for whatever reason just refuse to use competent translators for their descriptions and pamphlets.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Looks like they scanned the original with an OCR but I wonder what really happened.

[-] Pika@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

if this was from amazon I'm pretty sure reason code other forces the shipping cost onto the consumer, it's not surprising they want that

[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Never heard of that before. Is that a US thing?

[-] Pika@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

possibly, I just know specific return codes change who does shipping, like a defect shoves shipping bsck on the seller

[-] sgh@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

It almost feels like plausible deniability like No, mr. Amazon, we didn't tell the customer how they should refund this item.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Nah, they just refuse to hire a translator.

[-] Hugin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

This feels like a condensed version of what a teacher must go through when reading a lazy students 3 page paper.

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2025
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