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Whats your stupidest joke? (discuss.tchncs.de)
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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

What do you call two mental patients in bed together?

Two nuts in the sack.

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 5 points 3 days ago

Here's a really dumb one I made up that my husband loves for some reason.

Q: What did the leprechaun say when he was kicked in the balls?

A: Menard's!

[-] ZDL@ttrpg.network 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

My dumbest joke is actually a family joke that has built up over the years. Unfortunately it works only in German.

Basically when I was very young I mispronounced a key word in a Christmas carol and hilarity ensued that dogged me to my father's dying day. It developed over the years into this:

Es ist ein Ross entsprungen
Aus einem Stall so alt,
Wie uns die Bauern sungen,
Das Ross entfloh mit G'walt.
Es ist ein kluges Pferdchen
Aus altem Stamm gezeugt,
Das mitten in der Nacht dann
Sich aus dem Staub gezeugt.

Das Ross, das ich nun meine,
War flink und voller Mut,
Es sprang mit einem Male
Hinaus in die kalte Flut.
Mit Hufen, stark und kräftig,
Fand es den Weg hinaus,
Entkam dem Stall ganz leise,
Und rannte schnell nach Haus.

(I apologize to any German speakers for the terrible lyric verse.)

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[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 6 points 3 days ago

Woman buying a fish: "Do you have a plastic bag with that?" Fishmonger: "There is already one in the fish mam"

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 3 points 2 days ago

Knock knock Who's there? Cows Cows who? No, OWLS hoo. Cows moo!

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 0 points 1 day ago

The one I told at Christmas last month.

Me: when are they going on tour?

Niece: who?

Me: The Hawks

Niece: I don't know?

Me: you dont know about the Hawk Tua?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tuna.

Tuna who?

Tuna piano and it'll sound better.

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow".

[-] chaoticnumber@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Two birst are perched on a branch. One turns to the other and says: I'll push you. And he pushed him.

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