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[-] BaroqueInMind@kbin.social 108 points 1 year ago

This is real. And you can have your own fake activation watermark here.

[-] slice@feddit.de 26 points 1 year ago

It’a surprisingly detailed installation description 🤔

[-] platysalty@kbin.social 49 points 1 year ago

Joke project gets bonsai treatment, production gets one comment in docker compose.

[-] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago

Dev of joke project is having fun, dev of production software is not gonna do extra work they don't have to

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, finally Linux gets a Bonzi Buddy release.

[-] pazukaza@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Actual question. Isn't installing stuff from third party repos like super dangerous? The package scripts run with root access, right?

So, I guess you could tell if the hash of the package matches the hash of the code after you build it... But, what about upgrades on that package after it is installed? They could change the setup scripts and screw a lot of people right?

Not saying these guys do it, just wondering about security stuff.

[-] whou@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

quote stolen directly from the repo:

"Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired." — Cave Johnson (Portal 2)

[-] pazukaza@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

ideally package build scripts should be checked each update (although i am personally too lazy to)

[-] pazukaza@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Ain't nobody got time for that 🎶

[-] blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk 64 points 1 year ago

This must be the new version of Fedora

[-] maeries@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

Wait, did they mess with fedora, too?

[-] mapokapo@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago

It's a shame that Fedora is also the most usable linux desktop distro

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 38 points 1 year ago
[-] parsonpigeon@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

It's a bit more than $15 for RHEL

[-] SinJab0n@mujico.org -1 points 1 year ago

That's exactly why we need to give them the boot.

[-] tool@r.rosettast0ned.com 6 points 1 year ago

That's exactly why we need to give them the boot.

Hard disagree. If you're running something business-critical, the support that you get with a RHEL license {or any other vendor, for that matter) is worth its weight in gold.

If you can't fix something, you don't want to be looking for solutions by sifting through forum posts directed at home users when the business is losing thousands of dollars per hour. That's what the license is for, and that's what you pay for.

[-] dinodroid@programming.dev 20 points 1 year ago

Even after paying, windows sells our info, every keystroke.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Any proof? Kinda seems like major privacy violation if it sold our keystrokes like that.

[-] SinJab0n@mujico.org 7 points 1 year ago

Cortana enhanced program, enhanced tipe writing, voice recognition. Maybe they don't sell it directly, but the register every move.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Again, proof? Articles? Anything? Pretty bold statement without evidence.

[-] SinJab0n@mujico.org 16 points 1 year ago
[-] Clipboards@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Am I missing something? This article is 7 years old & mentions nothing about keylogging

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[-] atyaz@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

Is it really that bad? I haven't used it in years so I'm not following it. Do they literally have a built-in keylogger?

[-] eugene1970@waveform.social 8 points 1 year ago

Definitely not, that would be an absurd privacy violation

[-] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago
[-] eugene1970@waveform.social 4 points 1 year ago

I mean yeah it’s not exactly a private OS but a key logger would be mental

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[-] aloso@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Microsoft does collect a lot of data. But storing every keystroke is first of all impractical, because it would take a lot of disk space to store every keystroke of every user, and secondly not very useful unless they also knew when, in which application, and in what context each key was pressed.

[-] atyaz@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah I guess it was hyperbole but I wasn't sure

[-] peter@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Think about it practically. Microsoft is not an advertising company, they make their money from enterprise software. Windows is installed on billions of computers. The infrastructure required to accept and process every single key pressed by every single windows user and turn it into something usable would be enormous. And for what? To make a few extra millions by selling it to some advertising company?

[-] spiffeeroo@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Microsoft is an advertising company just like Google, Meta, Amazon, and Apple. Bing search and Edge browser in Windows are a few ways ads are shown to users. Netflix is using Microsoft ads network for their platform to show to their subscribers. Companies pay a lot of money to get preferential suggestions/queries on their stores and search engines.

https://about.ads.microsoft.com/en-us/solutions/microsoft-audience-network

Microsoft generates over 10 billion US Dollars per year in revenue from their advertisement division. The revenue growth from their advertisement business is growing exponentially at around 10 percent every year.

[-] peter@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Fair enough, I didn't know they actually operated an ad network outside their own services. I still don't think they are keylogging everyone though

[-] bad_alloc@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

The right license in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Torvalds. Wake up and... smell the ashes...

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago

I'll wait for Linux Millennium Edition to come out first

[-] IDatedSuccubi@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

More like Linux Year of The Desktop Edition

[-] snor10@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I heard it is buggy, I think I'll wait for Linux Vista to be released.

[-] snor10@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

The bad ending.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Pay 2 Win(dows)

[-] finkrat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'll give it about tree fiddy

[-] snor10@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy.

[-] lawrence@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's ok. I have the crack.

[-] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

Good, but what does it have to do with Linux

[-] mertssmnoglu@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

Is anyone have oem keys, just asking.

[-] donut4ever@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
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