ULPT: Always start with 4 living grandparents when you begin any new job. (lemmy.world)

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Many workplaces offer bereavement leave for the death of a close family member, often with no proof of such events occurring.

To avoid any potential mishaps, only "kill off" relatives that have already passed.

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this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2023

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