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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Grimy@lemmy.world to c/twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works

Unfortunately, it also took us 4.2 years to receive the message explaining that the far end of the portal had broken.

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[-] m_f@discuss.online 8 points 3 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

Forgot I read that one until I read the synopsis lol

Ricky had it coming.

[-] 467265654C75696769@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah fuck that shit head Ricky.

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

My main inspiration for this one!

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Meh, they'd never know anything went wrong. They'd just stop.

[-] litchralee@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

My first thought was to the Three Body Problem book trilogy. Excellent sci-fi novels.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago

just clone yourself, or save a copy of your consciousness at the point of departure? and if you don't like the idea of that then cope and seethe and die from a trivially solvable issue.

[-] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Conservation of information would like a word with you

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

well it can suck my dick because i don't care if i end up 5 atoms different, i end up 5 atoms different every single day anyways. There is no amount of identity crisis stuff you can throw at me that i cannot simply counter with "well i don't care, that's fine".

Never give an optimistic nihilist socialist access to cloning technology because they will just do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI2FS7pZAnc

[-] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Well, it can have a chat with Phineas Gage then. We don't need literally every atom in exactly the right place, for the brain to work.

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