Musk found out that the most recent batch had battery issues where they would spontaneously explode.
So he paid a bunch of arsonists to go out an torch a bunch of Cybertrucks so that he could have plausible deniability.
Musk found out that the most recent batch had battery issues where they would spontaneously explode.
So he paid a bunch of arsonists to go out an torch a bunch of Cybertrucks so that he could have plausible deniability.
Maybe someone in the factory just created a few weak points when installing batteries?
Okay which one of you happened to pass by that lot?
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