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[-] seahorse@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago

I saw this posted on mastodon earlier today and didn't know what duffelblog was so I thought it was real.

[-] LiterallyLMAO@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

They're not Zs

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

then what are they?

[-] LiterallyLMAO@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Try saying it out loud

[-] electricyarn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I said Z out loud.

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

You're not expecting satire Pete Hegseth to be quoted saying "Zed" are you?

[-] veganpizza69@lemmy.vg 2 points 1 month ago

US: zed (/ˈzɛd/)

UK: zee (/ˈziː/)

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure the US military is all the way done repainting into woodland green, after all their adventures in the sandbox.

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Now's the perfect time to bring back MERDC!

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

What the fuck I really ate the full bag of onions with this one…

this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2025

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