Free will is an illusion.

There's actually a specific christian worldview called Calvinism where the view is that god wanted Adam and Eve to eat the apple and God was the snake on the tree which means god wanted all the wars on earth if you believe that view.

Satan: Hey, i only do Black Metal bands and orgies, all other things are with the other bloke

Had to drop a friend when he told me that "God sent Trump to us to stop abortions"