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How the fuck did we get here? (lemm.ee)
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[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Letting the days go by, there is water underground

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Where IS that large automobile!?

[-] nick@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

No, the water is being pumped out of the aquifers and into the desert by Saudi companies so they can raise their almond trees. Sorry.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You see, there was the ape called ~~Hombre~~ Harambe...

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Hombre, was it?

[-] Zenokh@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Or was it Hurricane ?

[-] incogtino@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

This is the story of Harambe

Gorilla the authorities came to blame

For something that he never done

[-] Zenokh@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Haiku-bot , is that you ?

[-] incogtino@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Counting syllables

To get imaginary points

Sounds like too much work

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

Gosh it's been so long I've just forgotten for whom I'm keeping my dick out.

[-] Zenokh@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Damn , that one we'll never forget ! Dicks out for Harambe !!!

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

The Mayan calendar ended in late 2012, and the Mayan gods hadn't planned that far in advance, so they're just making things up as they go along.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

Some eejit tried to park his aeroplane in a skyscraper

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