How the fuck did we get here? : shittyasklemmy

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

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[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Where IS that large automobile!?

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

[-] nick@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

No, the water is being pumped out of the aquifers and into the desert by Saudi companies so they can raise their almond trees. Sorry.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You see, there was the ape called ~~Hombre~~ Harambe...

[-] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Harambe?

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

most likely.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Some eejit tried to park his aeroplane in a skyscraper

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

The Mayan calendar ended in late 2012, and the Mayan gods hadn't planned that far in advance, so they're just making things up as they go along.

Shitty Ask Lemmy