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Perfection within the week (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] Aux@feddit.uk 45 points 6 days ago

I don't understand where the author got the idea that git was production ready in 10 days... Let's look at git history:

  • Official development started on 03.04.2005.
  • Git could self host on 07.04.2005.
  • Git achieved Torvald's performance goals on 29.04.2005.
  • On 16.06.2005 git was used to release the Linux kernel for the first time. That can be considered the first beta release, which achieved its goals, but wasn't production ready yet.
  • Production ready v1.0 was released on 21.12.2005. That's waaaaaaaay longer than 10 days.

No good software is released in 10 days.

[-] gencha@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago

It's bait

[-] Aux@feddit.uk 7 points 6 days ago

The problem is that too many believe it's true.

[-] tauren@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

It's just git isn't good/perfect software. Best pieces of software are made within a week.

[-] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

It's bait

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago

Of course it's nonsense and bullshit, but managers who don't understand software development (and don't want to, they literally don't give a shit) parrot this bullshit line and others over and over to push for faster development.

I was lucky enough to be left to my decides for a while and I've build an extremely dependable phoundation on which I'm now building various products and the company now is starting to churn out great dependable products because of it. The old guard still hasn't been able to move forward in 2 years because they're only busy with puttibg out fires everywhere all day every day.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

There are several shell scripts that I've written in even less than ten days!

[-] Ideonek@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago

It walks, sounds, smells and looks like a bullshit. I wonder what could it be?

[-] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 6 days ago

what do you have against js?

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 12 points 6 days ago

Untyped horseshit.

[-] Aux@feddit.uk 4 points 6 days ago

Types in BASIC are amazing!

[-] orochi02@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago

Most people dislike because it is full of weird quirks. Me personally think its okay (more modern js helps a lot)

[-] madame_gaymes@programming.dev 145 points 1 week ago

did LinkedIn merge with Twitter overnight?

[-] jimmux@programming.dev 14 points 6 days ago

Yes, and the all new TwinkedIn is already experiencing a surge in active users! Most of them are coming from Grindr for some reason, but it still counts!

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 6 days ago

I love being in a twink!

[-] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 124 points 1 week ago

They deserve each other

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 16 points 1 week ago

What an eloquent yet brutal statement, I love it!

[-] mogranja@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

Not overnight. The merge took 10 days, otherwise it wouldn't be perfect.

[-] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 132 points 1 week ago

Clown on JS all you like, but if git was perfect within a week of creation, why does it receive updates? 🤔

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 88 points 1 week ago

Those were all written prior to release as a way to ensure git could grow and evolve with its userbase.

[-] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 32 points 1 week ago

Sorry, the sarcasm didn't come through. My joke was that no software is perfect because software is constantly evolving as people's needs and desires change.

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago

Sorry, the sarcasm didn't come through. My joke was that no software is perfect because software is constantly evolving as people's needs and desires change.

[-] orochi02@feddit.org -1 points 6 days ago

Sorry, the sarcasm didn't come through. My joke was that no software is perfect because software is constantly evolving as people's needs and desires change.

[-] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

Because it isn't and wasn't perfect. I think linus had instilled that within the world 2 most important pieces of software. Its just incredible that he invented both.

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I think dude responded to me instead of you, lol

[-] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The post isn't claiming perfection. It's claiming production ready. Very different things.

The confusion there is the claim that good/perfect means done. It means ready for use and extensible.

Note: I'm not agreeing/disagreeing with the claim. Just clarifying the point

[-] Aux@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago

Git wasn't production ready in a week though.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 108 points 1 week ago

Only git wasn’t done in 10 days. It was very quickly able to track its own development, but it still took Linus half a year of thinking to be able to make git.

(No, sorry, I can’t find the interview that would validate that claim.)

[-] tribut@infosec.pub 9 points 6 days ago

Here is one interview where he says that. It's a great watch, too.

https://youtu.be/sCr_gb8rdEI

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 week ago

Not to mention years of using BitKeeper and knowing exactly what he wanted.

[-] Rogue@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago

And it sounds like somebody on the kernel team reverse engineered the internals of bit keeper so they would have a clear understanding of precisely how it worked - but more importantly the ways that it didn't suit their workflow

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And it would still benefit for taking a week to formally define its interface before Linus started coding.

Also, basic is famous for being already fully specified and mostly stolen from other people's work.

[-] Fijxu@programming.dev 28 points 1 week ago

I was going to say this. Linus took some months to think about the design of Git before even writing it.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Like you're fucking supposed to.

[-] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Altair Basic was released in 1978 for hardware that sold around 25,000 units..

I'm sure glad computing remained exactly equally complex since then, with exactly the same number of users, and same minimal diversity of use cases. (This is sarcasm.)

Everything should still take 10 days. Anyone who tells me it takes longer probably believes all that crap about the Internet being more than a passing fad. (Still sarcasm.)

[-] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

This guy vibes.

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