[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 5 points 9 hours ago

Pst! Whatchu got at 6c?

Not noticing that there are two sets of exams.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 20 hours ago

body weight (not including body fat)

On the contrary (same source):

Very little alcohol enters fat because of fat's poor solubility. Blood and tissue concentrations are therefore higher in women, who have more subcutaneous fat and a smaller blood volume, than in men, even when the amount of alcohol consumed is adjusted for body weight.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

On an empty stomach, blood alcohol concentration peaks about one hour after consumption, depending on the amount drunk

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC543875/

So unless the girl threw up within an hour (give or take) after drinkinging, throwing up won’t do much.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

To provide a source:

On an empty stomach, blood alcohol concentration peaks about one hour after consumption, depending on the amount drunk

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC543875/

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 day ago

You must have exceptionally competent first-level support.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Why do Anime intros always have to be a full-length pop song? I came to watch the story, not a music video.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

I thought Ubisoft was known for their shitty launchers.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 days ago

“Comedy is tragedy plus time”. I like to say it’s comedy plus distance.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

I, for one, am in favor of volume limits. Too many times ambulances get stuck behind cars whose drivers simply cannot hear the siren.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 days ago

A text editor that doesn’t assume that the keys on my keyboard are in the same order as yours.

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Still from “How American Fire Departments are Getting People Killed” by Not Just Bikes on Youtube. URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2dHFC31VtQ (still taken from 4:02)

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Contact Overview: Launch contact factsheet of contact Peter Shaw (ID 7, UUID 0000000000011DDFBA8490EA2E421CE3😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/BusinessPart...

Material: Launch material factsheet of material P100101 - Heater (22.8 KW) (ID P100101, UUID 0000000000011DEFBAEA3D295D4F87A6😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

Service Overview: Launch service factsheet of service product 300002 - Engineer (ID 300002, UUID 0000000000011ED083A11BE19763A75F😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

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Contact Overview: Launch contact factsheet of contact Peter Shaw (ID 7, UUID 0000000000011DDFBA8490EA2E421CE3😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/BusinessPart...

Material: Launch material factsheet of material P100101 - Heater (22.8 KW) (ID P100101, UUID 0000000000011DEFBAEA3D295D4F87A6😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

Service Overview: Launch service factsheet of service product 300002 - Engineer (ID 300002, UUID 0000000000011ED083A11BE19763A75F😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

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Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]:

You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy.

I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works

We are not the same

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Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]:

You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy.

I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works

We are not the same

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Meme transcription [Kid drowning in pool]

In the background a person plays with a kid in the pool. The person is labeled “Companies updating their website”. The kid is labeled “The company logo”.

In the foreground a kid seems to be drowning. It is labeled “Useful information”.

In a second panel a skeleton sits at the bottom of the pool. It is labeled “The copyright year”

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Meme transcription [Kid drowning in pool]

In the background a person plays with a kid in the pool. The person is labeled “Companies updating their website”. The kid is labeled “The company logo”.

In the foreground a kid seems to be drowning. It is labeled “Useful information”.

In a second panel a skeleton sits at the bottom of the pool. It is labeled “The copyright year”

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Meme transcription:

Bro, just one more bug fix, I swear. The base design is good, promise. This is just a simple bug that I need to fix. It doesn’t require redesigning my approach. I know I’m calling the same function 8 times to get the same data each time, but that’s just this one time, bro. I know they’re asynchronous functions and loading now takes 300ms, but this is just during development, bro. I know I’ve inlined about 7 different things that should be seprate, but that was necessary to fix the previous last bug. I swear, I’m almost done. This is the last bug to fix, bro.

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Meme transcription:

Bro, just one more bug fix, I swear. The base design is good, promise. This is just a simple bug that I need to fix. It doesn’t require redesigning my approach. I know I’m calling the same function 8 times to get the same data each time, but that’s just this one time, bro. I know they’re asynchronous functions and loading now takes 300ms, but this is just during development, bro. I know I’ve inlined about 7 different things that should be seprate, but that was necessary to fix the previous last bug. I swear, I’m almost done. This is the last bug to fix, bro.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 115 points 2 months ago

The author should be killed for indentation alone.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 151 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Chocolate production is infested with slave labor, child labor and child slave labor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwHMDjc7qJ8

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