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Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (velvetshark.com)
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cross-posted from: https://szmer.info/post/6806162

So, which butthole did you pull your code, copy, or image from today? 🙂

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[-] Owlboi@lemm.ee 23 points 3 days ago

do all circles look like buttholes to you?

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Yes, and all tall and long things are penises.

I personally thought they were generally surrounding the singularity. But that might be because I'm a little bit interested in AI, while this journalist is more interested in sphincters.

[-] runeko@programming.dev 46 points 4 days ago

[-] Uranus_Hz@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago

E Pluribus Anus

[-] RonSijm@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago

They were streets ahead in their logo design...

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

They're this close to the chaos symbol.

[-] egs81t@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Great school, really good curriculum, too.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 72 points 4 days ago

Because they are mostly circles, and the author is anally fixated.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

exactly, Claude's is the only one that remotely resembles one, the others are just radially symmetric. Does the author also think flowers are buttholes? Stars, planets, camera apertures, vortices are all buttholes.

[-] Woht24@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

You're a butthole

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

akhctually, I'm an asshole

[-] dirtycrow@programming.dev 39 points 4 days ago

[-] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 62 points 4 days ago

Cause they are full of backdoors.

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 56 points 4 days ago

E Pluribus Anus

[-] Ciryamo@feddit.org 15 points 4 days ago

They're a symbol for the crossroads of ideas.

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Yeah, the Claude logo was obviously inspired by Community.

Just as much as the Apple AI one is a copy of the OpenAI.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Who wants to form an AI company with me called UranusAI, and we woud have a very Goatse-looking logo.

[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 days ago

because ai is shit and shit comes out through buttholes

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[-] KingOogaBooga@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Cuz AI is usually full of shit?

[-] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

Like CEO, like company.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 22 points 4 days ago

Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.

[-] d_k_bo@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago

The toilet then sends the data it collects to a cloud server.

What could go wrong.

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 7 points 4 days ago

Wasn’t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 4 points 3 days ago

So, if I forget my Fitbit, then the run didn't happen. So here, I have to hold my poop to get to the toilet camera.

Can y'all just tell me what kind of poop consistencies apparently indicate disease? I could use my eyes.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 3 days ago

If you see blood in your stool, or if it's dark and tar-like, you should see a doctor. Could be nothing, but if it's best to check with a professional.

Also keep an eye out for pinworms or tapeworms.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Because the product is shit, obviously

[-] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

Literary genius. Thank you to the author for writing this entertaining piece. Plus, while tongue in cheek, there are some very true observations about corporate branding becoming bland and uncreative. Definitely involve some element of adolescent feedback in your focus group.

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 18 points 4 days ago

Because the only thing coming out of them is shit?

[-] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Dicks in, shit out

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Garbage in, garbage out. These logos represent the latter.

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[-] Tramdan@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

I think you need to see a doctor.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 4 days ago

What a silly take. You could just as well say they look like flowers.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Buttholes are funnier, though.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Butt jokes aside, I think all these are trying to compete to be the symbol that eventually represents the Singularity, or some shit.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Seek counseling.

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago

To represent their creators.

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