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cross-posted from: https://szmer.info/post/6806162

So, which butthole did you pull your code, copy, or image from today? 🙂

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[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 74 points 2 months ago

Because they are mostly circles, and the author is anally fixated.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

exactly, Claude's is the only one that remotely resembles one, the others are just radially symmetric. Does the author also think flowers are buttholes? Stars, planets, camera apertures, vortices are all buttholes.

[-] Woht24@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

akhctually, I'm an asshole

[-] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 64 points 2 months ago

Cause they are full of backdoors.

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago
[-] Ciryamo@feddit.org 16 points 2 months ago

They're a symbol for the crossroads of ideas.

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, the Claude logo was obviously inspired by Community.

Just as much as the Apple AI one is a copy of the OpenAI.

[-] runeko@programming.dev 47 points 2 months ago
[-] Uranus_Hz@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

E Pluribus Anus

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

They're this close to the chaos symbol.

[-] RonSijm@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

They were streets ahead in their logo design...

[-] egs81t@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Great school, really good curriculum, too.

[-] dirtycrow@programming.dev 39 points 2 months ago
[-] Owlboi@lemm.ee 23 points 2 months ago

do all circles look like buttholes to you?

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Yes, and all tall and long things are penises.

I personally thought they were generally surrounding the singularity. But that might be because I'm a little bit interested in AI, while this journalist is more interested in sphincters.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 22 points 2 months ago

Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 7 points 2 months ago

Wasn’t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?

[-] d_k_bo@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

The toilet then sends the data it collects to a cloud server.

What could go wrong.

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 4 points 2 months ago

So, if I forget my Fitbit, then the run didn't happen. So here, I have to hold my poop to get to the toilet camera.

Can y'all just tell me what kind of poop consistencies apparently indicate disease? I could use my eyes.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 months ago

If you see blood in your stool, or if it's dark and tar-like, you should see a doctor. Could be nothing, but if it's best to check with a professional.

Also keep an eye out for pinworms or tapeworms.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Because the product is shit, obviously

[-] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago
[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Garbage in, garbage out. These logos represent the latter.

[-] Enzy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Shit, mostly.

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 18 points 2 months ago

Because the only thing coming out of them is shit?

[-] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Like CEO, like company.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago

What a silly take. You could just as well say they look like flowers.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Buttholes are funnier, though.

[-] Tramdan@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

I think you need to see a doctor.

[-] KingOogaBooga@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Cuz AI is usually full of shit?

[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 months ago

because ai is shit and shit comes out through buttholes

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[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

To represent their creators.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Butt jokes aside, I think all these are trying to compete to be the symbol that eventually represents the Singularity, or some shit.

[-] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

"Sometimes, a balloon knot is just a balloon knot." Emrys Freud, Sigmund's duller brother.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

There is a distinct lack of off center buttholes.

[-] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Literary genius. Thank you to the author for writing this entertaining piece. Plus, while tongue in cheek, there are some very true observations about corporate branding becoming bland and uncreative. Definitely involve some element of adolescent feedback in your focus group.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Who wants to form an AI company with me called UranusAI, and we woud have a very Goatse-looking logo.

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just as an aside, but every time you see a sun to represent the far East, it's a rising sun, not a setting one.

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