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cross-posted from: https://szmer.info/post/6806162

So, which butthole did you pull your code, copy, or image from today? 🙂

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[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 74 points 1 week ago

Because they are mostly circles, and the author is anally fixated.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

exactly, Claude's is the only one that remotely resembles one, the others are just radially symmetric. Does the author also think flowers are buttholes? Stars, planets, camera apertures, vortices are all buttholes.

[-] Woht24@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

akhctually, I'm an asshole

[-] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 62 points 1 week ago

Cause they are full of backdoors.

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago
[-] Ciryamo@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago

They're a symbol for the crossroads of ideas.

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah, the Claude logo was obviously inspired by Community.

Just as much as the Apple AI one is a copy of the OpenAI.

[-] runeko@programming.dev 47 points 1 week ago
[-] Uranus_Hz@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

E Pluribus Anus

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

They're this close to the chaos symbol.

[-] RonSijm@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

They were streets ahead in their logo design...

[-] egs81t@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Great school, really good curriculum, too.

[-] dirtycrow@programming.dev 39 points 1 week ago
[-] Owlboi@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago

do all circles look like buttholes to you?

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Yes, and all tall and long things are penises.

I personally thought they were generally surrounding the singularity. But that might be because I'm a little bit interested in AI, while this journalist is more interested in sphincters.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 22 points 1 week ago

Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 7 points 1 week ago

Wasn’t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?

[-] d_k_bo@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

The toilet then sends the data it collects to a cloud server.

What could go wrong.

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 4 points 1 week ago

So, if I forget my Fitbit, then the run didn't happen. So here, I have to hold my poop to get to the toilet camera.

Can y'all just tell me what kind of poop consistencies apparently indicate disease? I could use my eyes.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 week ago

If you see blood in your stool, or if it's dark and tar-like, you should see a doctor. Could be nothing, but if it's best to check with a professional.

Also keep an eye out for pinworms or tapeworms.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Because the product is shit, obviously

[-] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago
[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Garbage in, garbage out. These logos represent the latter.

[-] Enzy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Shit, mostly.

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 18 points 1 week ago

Because the only thing coming out of them is shit?

[-] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Like CEO, like company.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago

What a silly take. You could just as well say they look like flowers.

[-] Tramdan@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

I think you need to see a doctor.

[-] KingOogaBooga@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Cuz AI is usually full of shit?

[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago

because ai is shit and shit comes out through buttholes

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[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

To represent their creators.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Butt jokes aside, I think all these are trying to compete to be the symbol that eventually represents the Singularity, or some shit.

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Just as an aside, but every time you see a sun to represent the far East, it's a rising sun, not a setting one.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

There is a distinct lack of off center buttholes.

[-] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

Literary genius. Thank you to the author for writing this entertaining piece. Plus, while tongue in cheek, there are some very true observations about corporate branding becoming bland and uncreative. Definitely involve some element of adolescent feedback in your focus group.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Who wants to form an AI company with me called UranusAI, and we woud have a very Goatse-looking logo.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago
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