Always remember where I put stuff man

I don't want to lose another guitar pick lol

I am the current incarnation of the-timer's-about-to-go-off man: every time there's a timer I'm physically uncomfortable in the seconds right before the notification beeps begin. "It should be done by now" I'll say, just before the oven timer sounds, or the dryer plays its jingle.

Yesterday I took the dog for a walk around another store while my wife did the grocery shop, but I forgot my phone at home. Sure enough, I got the familiar itch between the shoulder blades and the dread "she's probably done by now" and had to excuse the pup and I from the group of people giving him scritches. We all reached the car at the same time.

Perfect business sense, I think.

If I could just remember stuff, it'd be great.

I have one, “get great parking, 70% of the time.”

Do they still not tangle when you hand said cables to someone?

Direction in a crowd man

That button in the lift that closes the doors? I can press it with the power of my mind.