better habits and self-care can keep it away indefinitely.

Caveat: you can't blame people who get shingles for being sick.

The classical options are that the world will end in the future, is currently ending, or ended in the past. Today, I'm here to tell you that there is another option: the world never even existed. Poof!

This is like comparing paintings to the Mona Lisa. Shrek is the crowning achievement of our civilization.

There are a select few where I want notifications. Basically email, chat, calendar... and nothing else.

He doesn't shit.

Are you sure? I heard he's fully functional.

Are we talking about Crowdstrike? There was no hacking involved, was there?

Less cowbell, please

I'm sure there's a "second coming" joke here but I can't piece it together

Do they only eat wet food?

That's what pkill is for.

I apologize, in the future I will demarcate all jokes with XML joke tags.

Oh no, so we have metric, imperial units, and now colonial units?!