better habits and self-care can keep it away indefinitely.

Caveat: you can't blame people who get shingles for being sick.

Are we talking about Crowdstrike? There was no hacking involved, was there?

No, a man who is average in every measure

The needlessly learned dogs are flooding the job market!

Less cowbell, please

I'm sure there's a "second coming" joke here but I can't piece it together

Don't forget Tuxracer

Keeping the total pizza volume fixed, many smaller pizzas also means more boxes.

The fun thing is that it's basically unquantifiable how large the risk is. We only know about vulnerabilities after we find them!

I apologize, in the future I will demarcate all jokes with XML joke tags.

Aka "vim turds"

And their antiparasitics!