Everybody get ready for the dual release of USB-360 and USBONE. USB-360 is gonna be shaped like an octagon, but only two orientations work. USBONE is a nonagon but slightly larger so USB-360 just fits inside because fuck you.

I wish they estimated how fucking annoying their interventions were. Like you might be boosting clicks per minute in the short term, but it's going to go down to zero after a week when I get fed up — when Netflix started auto playing videos, I threw my TV out the window.

I feel it is my pedantic duty to inform you that 99.9... is equal to 100.

For completeness, we should review the involuntarily uploaded data as well.

Toss it on the petafile, boys

Case in point: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ADE_651

Basically a dowsing rod, totally incapable of detecting bombs, drugs, etc. But possibly still useful as a probable cause generator.

Oh no! I wonder what the numbers mean. Looks like a hex dump of a 32-bit integer, probably an error code given that the number is so small.

Ctrl+s means "stop the presses" to VT100 terminal emulators and you have to press ctrl+q to resume. Key combinations from a different era.

On average it'll take 2^(n-1) guesses to reconstruct 2^n bits, so... depends on how many hashes / sec you can do.

Don't misunderestimate your enemies.

• George W. Bush

Well the comic is © 1993, so...

Yeah, do they even take donations?