not the way I make it. So much coconut oil and salt!

I'm a little concerned about your spalling.

Ah! Gotcha, that is a little annoying.

Why is that mildly infuriating?

Not exactly true. "genuine leather" is a specific grade of leather product.

Here's a decent breakdown of leather types: https://bosca.com/blog/types-of-leather-a-glossary/