That’s because turkeys take out the car with them. Whole shebang goes to the morgue.

Ok maybe not the morgue, but they do tend to get nicely lodged in whatever part of the car they get struck by. This is generally the front grill, as they are about 5-year-old size and tend to travel on foot, but they are flying bowling balls and can lodge into windshields pretty well too.

I’ve heard of a number of people hitting them (rural area) and the turkey soup always goes with the car.

My drunk self is a pretty good speller. Incoherent ramblings, but all properly spelled and punctuated (best I can tell).

Got anything stronger?

Ok, but siphonic systems still flush just fine if you pour water into them..? I’ve been doing it my whole life. Like even if you just pour water from a pitcher at a normal rate it’ll eventually hit a pressure point and flush itself (assuming there’s no clog). If you do it from more than a foot above the bowl it flushes basically instantly.

With maggots.

Whole mess.

Whoa, man!

Weaponized masturbator?

Sorry couldn’t help myself :D

It’s season 14 of the 2005 reboot. The pre-2005 stuff is “doctor who classic” now, and there’s I think 26 seasons?

If they paid taxes, maybe, but imo they are being compensated already for something they aren’t even doing.

My mom once told me a story.

Back in her college days, which would have been in like.. idk the 70s? She and her catholic college girlfriends would donate blood and go drinking, because the smaller volume of blood made them get drunk faster.

They would then go to the male dancer strip club, and put quarters in the dancers g-strings to see if they could make it fall down.

She never said whether they succeeded or not..

But coins as tips for dancers are banned in clubs now because they are a major falling hazard. Especially for dancers in nosebleed heals with little ground-contacting surface area. You’ll definitely get tossed out of you try it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KO4jaGF8eQE

(Just the first bit with the shotgun)

Also I assume some magic was involved.

So it sat disused for however long and then got torn down entirely so other shit we don’t need could be built…

That’s… actually much worse than it still being there and potentially still useable.. how wasteful.

Take the roof off and you’ve got a ready-made outdoor arena for whatever events. Concerts, horse shows, monster trucks, garden shows, 4-H, whatever else is outside.

Why is it just sitting disused? How is that economically better than using it for something, even if it’s not perfect? I mean hell, you could use this space as a hydroponic farm and it would still be a better use of the space and structure than just being abandoned.

Swing low (or high) sweet chair, it hits, coming forth to stagger them down.

Hmm…. I hope not. This is from an adventure time game. It’s castle lemongrab’s prison cell toilet.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/dd6fa1ff81e4aca83fc07a43d4d5d539/tumblr_mrlk6td6Uu1ropzk3o1_540.png