I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers lyin' and gettin' me pissed.

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

I don't understand how anyone could disagree. How is birthing a child morally permissible? They cannot consent. You're (in most cases) guaranteeing them a life of toil and suffering in exchange for, possibly, a few fleeting moments of joy. It's wrong to rape someone into pregnancy but it's not wrong to rape someone into existence? Just don't get the logic.

Obviously. Who would want to pay less money for a better phone? That's absolutely ridiculous. In fact, why even get a new phone? We should all just be making yearly donations to apple for the privilege of keeping our old iPhones. God damn am I lucky to lick, suck, and deepthroat the boot. Feels so good.

Settings, apps, Google play services, disable. Very easy. Nobody is saying "you can disable any app you want on android and your phone will magically just keep running perfectly as though it's not dependent on it" just that it is possible to do so. Yes, I understand disabling Google play services will cripple many features. It is however possible, and you'll still have a functional phone afterwards. The same cannot be said about iPhones.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

That's not editing HTML just the URL lol damn that's a lot of L

Well, let's be fair here. What was she wearing? Seems like maybe she was asking for it, no? Should've worn a burka /s

The incels have arrived, folks 😭😂

Bro just one more partner bro I swear that's it we just need to share your data with one more partner. Thanks for understanding stepbro, now please help me get out of the dryer I'm stuck

Sir this is a Wendy's.. and I'm stuck in the dryer

Oral was what I thought the implication was. Lithi-cum ion batteries lol

You're thinking of liquid nitrogen. Nitrous oxide is commonly found in whip cream cannisters, and is actually quite pleasurable imo.