If buying isn't ownership then pirating isn't stealing
Big Mac = cake
Absolutely this. When I'm depressed there's no way I have the energy to cook or clean up what I cook with. The knowledge of having something to clean while I'm feeling like shit just makes me feel more like shit.
No I believe it's "I have an uncle who does yoga"
He is legit JP from Grandma's Boy.
I really hate the way that tally is set up
That's exactly why I got a vasectomy. If it really comes down to it adopting is the better choice since those kids are already stuck existing so might as well just try to make the world slight less miserable for them
Give yer balls a tug
Way I see it, it was either give it to you or let it go to a landfill.
If you've got a problem with Canada gooses, you've got a problem with me
Is that Jim Carrey in Yes Man?
Cool see ya in 2 days