[-] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 months ago

I posit that a sandwich is just a really badly made wellington.

[-] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 5 months ago

2 of Mussolini's descendants are in office. They also get mad if you bring up how their Grandad died and was subsequently strung up by his heels.

[-] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I have seen many adverts rich people make so heres a schedule:

Wake up at 4am

Get dressed 4-5

Go to gym 5-7

Get changed 7-8

Eat breakfast 8-8:30

Read newspaper 8:30-9

Work 9-12

Lunch 12-13

Hit the club 13-17

Dinner 17-18

Club again 18-?

Do these and you will be a billionare in no time. If you are an older gentleman replace the club with golf.

[-] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 8 months ago

I like dividing net profit by total employees in 2022 they could pay everyone $350k extra that year.

4.49bil/12800

[-] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 10 months ago

Crazy thing is I can't tell if you explained it incorrectly on purpose to show how confusing it is, or if you did it accidentally.

Although I like the solidarity. Isn't she the one who can enact policies to combat pay disparity?

It's bread. Bread is freezable. Same with cakes. You have definitely eaten defrosted bread and not even known it. You can freeze it 100 times and you won't be able to tell the difference.

If only they had qualified people to interpret the data...

All of which will become unfeasible about 5 minutes after their victory if they won.

Because fixing poverty lowers criminality.

Because only Factorio has been able to proove that is happening. That and they pretend they don't know that is happening as they are just the middle men.

So. The button you should press if you accidentally open Twitter on your PC.

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