Isn't it Nerf?

Only at the outro part

Sounds like he is starting to panic, realizing that Donnies chances are slipping since the debate and his inability to gain traction since then

He can't help himself. He is so delusional that he is unable to answer any question in a straightforward manner

Yeah but who is going to actually intervene?

That's what the premise of this post was. It's a common saying to "shoot something into the sun", which sounds easy at first but is actually quite hard to do. That's the joke

Why would an orbit decay without something to slow the spacecraft down like an atmosphere? The problem is that any object we launch from earth has a lot of orbital velocity, which makes it almost impossible to hit the sun directly, you would have to use a lot of complex gravity assists from the inner planets to take away enough momentum. Using gravity assists to accelerate outwards is much easier