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submitted 2 weeks ago by CPMSP@midwest.social to c/news@lemmy.world

Freeze peach absolutist.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 71 points 1 month ago

The difference between being FOR something and being AGAINST something.

Die mad motherfucker.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 37 points 2 months ago

Have you seen those movies and what happens to the guys dressed like that?

Try again, Freddy / Jason / Michael / motherfucker

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 31 points 2 months ago

Remember kids, if a person asks "What would you do if I asked you out?" -- that person is asking you out.

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I'll be surprised if by the end of the current century if the petrol companies don't see a class action suit similar to the tobacco companies for damages wrought upon humanity.

That is, for who is left of us by then.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 32 points 3 months ago

I'm always surprised by how many people buy eggplants with their friends.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 76 points 6 months ago

Between plates like this, odd looking flags, and red hats I have learned how to avoid dangerously foolish people.

I sure am glad that they're deciding to mark themselves.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 45 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That actually makes a ton of sense. We fucking paid for it after all.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 41 points 6 months ago

You know, I'm starting to think this Trump guy doesn't know how to accurately measure the value of assets.

Is there some sort of money banana we can use for reference?

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 39 points 7 months ago

I'm not religious in any sense of the word, but if Jesus Christ is telling me to go to the casino, we're going to the fucking casino!

Loaves and fishes bitches!

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 161 points 8 months ago

They do this often at the Culver's near me. It's a fundraiser for school / extracurricular activities. The group works for a few hours and Culver's donates the receipts for that time.

It's better than having them go door to door selling wreaths and shit.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 78 points 8 months ago

You heard it here first, Lemmy is where the normies hang out.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 72 points 9 months ago

So much for subject matter expertise.

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