[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 months ago

Send you more weapons, that'll teach you a lesson!

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 months ago

What a horrible day to have eyes.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 months ago

At this point I don't know which country is more ridiculous, Israel or North Korea. They're basically the same, a tiny pariah state barking loud at anyone that looks at them while getting support from a rich neighbor.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 5 months ago

Starfield was so forgettable even Bethesda already forgot about it.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 8 months ago

What a shame, he was a good man. What a rotten way to cancel a series.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 11 months ago

Chatgpt does an alright job:

Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you, nuclear power, it's tremendous. You know, it's like golf—you've got these reactors, they're hitting a hole in one every time. And I've hit a lot of hole-in-ones in my time, believe me, nobody hits them better than me.

Now, speaking of holes, we're going to dig deep, deep into the ground for these reactors. I mean, really deep. It's like digging for treasure, and let me tell you, we're going to find the best energy treasure ever. It's going to be huge, folks, huge.

And you've got these particles, these nuclear particles, they're like the best little workers. They're working around the clock, 24/7. I don't even work that hard, and I work hard, believe me. These particles, they're like the employees of the future, always on the job.

Now, let's talk about radiation. People say, "Oh, radiation, it's bad." But you know what? We're going to have the best, the cleanest radiation. It's going to be like a spa treatment, I guarantee it. People will go into our nuclear plants and come out feeling better than ever. It's going to be like a Trump-branded spa, only with radiation.

And the technology, oh boy, it's going to be out of this world. We'll have reactors that are smarter than anyone. I've always said, surround yourself with smart things, and these reactors, they're going to be geniuses. We're talking about genius reactors, folks.

Now, let's talk about energy independence. We're going to be so independent, you won't believe it. We won't need anyone else's energy. We'll be like the cool kid on the block with the best toys, and our toy is nuclear power. It's going to be the envy of the world, believe me.

And you know, I've been to a lot of countries, met a lot of leaders. They all want our nuclear technology. They'll be calling me, saying, "Trump, we need your reactors." And I'll say, "Sure, let's make a deal." Because that's what I do, I make the best deals, nobody makes deals like me.

So, in conclusion, nuclear power, it's fantastic, it's tremendous, it's going to make America great again. We're going to have the best reactors, the best energy, and it's going to be beautiful. Thank you, thank you very much.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 11 months ago

Misogynistic? Don't your mean misandrist?

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 11 months ago

People in general really. Some of the stuff your average person does on the internet and their devices absolutely stumps me, and I'm not even that tech savvy.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago

Just do yourself a favor and stop using it altogether.

I would, if the people that make the videos would fucking move to another platform. Problem is Youtube has a monopoly, 99% of the viewerbase is on that website, it's borderline impossible to get any real traction outside of it.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago

Oh great, more religious zealots. Organized religion was a mistake.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago

Wait, so Elon doesn't want the people he fired, but he also doesn't like it when they move to the competition? Is this guy fucking ret*rded or something?

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago

I know, but the amount of people I've seen on Reddit the past month going like "hurr durr how do I Lemmy??? I dun understand!!!" was staggering.

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