Actually pretty funny

I'm at a loss for words. I don't think I could write better satire that's still believable.

That's just terrible, dang.

What's the recruitment process like?

If you explore a bit on the site, I reckon it is. I especially love the directory view

Last I read is that it is implemented, just not enabled. Also that you should be able to enable it when you self host. According to this comment.

yeah but I also need voice / video for our dnd group, not sure if Stoat offers that.