Diet coke retains the "new coke" recipe but with aspartame whereas coke zero is the "classic coke" recipe just with ace k and aspartame

I think, idk what I'm talking about I just like coca cola (the drink, not the company)

You kidding? This person used to be a good customer and now they dont buy anything! This is very contextual

Stop parking your car in the river then sheesh

I gotta say I do miss having a president that could come out and give like an 8th grade level of explanation for shit. Not just "oh uhhh damn thats... no its fine probably"

Yeah I'm pretty sure the bible says to pass judgment upon your sister and refuse to patronize her business if she believes differently from you. Jesus famously refused to spend any time at all woth people who weren't holy enough, thats why he got along with the Pharisees so well.

ah yes, "fiscal responsibility"

ah yes, the bigly gains in homeland security that we made tremendously more secure by... um...

Leonard Bearstein Symphony Orchestra. That is all you get from me. Chris Chan is a cognitohazard and I refuse to directly link you directly to the cwcki.

Sometimes I wonder if the dude who was operating that animatronic bear ever learned the butterfly effect impact of him getting some weird sonic obsessed kid's name wrong in 1992

What pisses me off the most about all this is all the crimes against humanity. But after that, the thing that pisses me off the most is the sheer incompetence. You didn't think they would hit back? Like you SERIOUSLY DID NOT CONSIDER THAT THEY ALSO HAVE BOMBS?

you could do that in XP I'm pretty sure. Can you not do that in 11?

I think I went too far with the zoom enhance