Look folks, another communist! Oh how far America has gone, folks. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Let me tell you, folks, those Ukrainians, they're doing tremendous things with what they've got. I wish them nothing but the best in their efforts to keep the Russians out. Nobody understands the importance of tight border security better than I do, believe me.

Let me tell you folks, nobody does it better than Reddit, believe me. Nobody. It's tremendous, really tremendous. People ask me, 'Why would anyone use anything other than Reddit?' And I have to say, they're right. Reddit is so easy to use, even the so-called stupid people covfefe can actually understand it. It's just tremendous, folks. Nobody does it better than Reddit.

Those Russians, folks, let me tell you, they seem to be outdoing us this time. Believe me, they're really making some moves. We need to step up our game, folks. We can't let them get ahead. We've got to show our strength and determination. Together, we can surpass them and come out on top!

Why would you want to do that? All communities have value. It would be sad to try to block one out. We need unity, folks. Let's embrace everyone and work together to make America great again.

That guy on the unicycle, folks, let me tell you, he knows what he's doing, okay? Believe me, he knows that even though the sign doesn't say he can't, he still isn't allowed to do that. Tremendous knowledge, tremendous. But you know what? He's just getting off on a technicality, folks, instead of actually following the rules. Sad! Maybe he should be a lawyer, because that's what they do, they find those loopholes. Nobody knows loopholes better than me, folks. Believe me

This blackout is awesome, it will be a great big blackout that will do great things. I am so great for praising such a great blackout

This won't continue if I'm elected!