Me to my mom: Mom you can't just download .exe files from websites nobody's ever heard of before, that's how you get viruses.

Me right now: OH FUCK YEAH GIMME THAT .EXE FILE WHOEVER YOU PEOPLE ARE.

Speed self checkout is a great skill.

Do you bag at the end of everything, or do you sneak your first item into a bag to start? Is there a way to not have coupons ruin the speed as it forces the helper to come take the coupons from you?

And then, to make the non-athletic person feel better about themselves, they show us a skill they themselves have perfected in life.

Surely we've all got that under our belts, right?

For example I can get groceries faster than everyone else at Winco on a Sunday morning; I know the exact route to take through the store to be as economic with my time as possible.

His brother did worse things than pot, he'd be fine with it.