As a Coloradan, I'm sold

Thanks, I hate it

"learned some things like Linux, command line, docker, and networking/pfsense" "I don't consider myself technical"

Don't sell yourself short, I work in IT and have colleagues on our helpdesk who would struggle endlessly with those concepts.

I hereby dub you a tech person, like it or not, those skills can and do pay the bills.

When my boss says "Got time for a call?"

As a furry

The Heritage Foundation can get absolutely fucked.

I explain fast boot to people by saying "for some reason Microsoft went and made the Shut Down button not actually shut down your PC, it really just puts it into a 'deep sleep' mode, and to their credit, it lets them say that boot times are faster... But it also means that in order to FULLY restart the PC, you have to click restart... I know it's a pain"

Usually I get looked at like I'm from another planet, but that reaction means they'll probably remember it later.

... But every police officer is racist!

Filerunner

Bugbreaker

Diskbringer

Clouddancer

Docwatcher

Screenweaver

IfElsecaller

'netward

Codesmith

The orders of the Devs Radiant must stand again

Second time Sony has done this in almost as many months. Fuck Sony.

Anyone that says J6 was a "peaceful protest" that "got out of hand"

We all saw the footage of that day. There were gallows and calls to hang a sitting vice president.

It was an insurrection, fomented and encouraged by Donald Trump's speech and actions leading up to that day. Plain and simple.

The right-wingers who say it wasn't as serious as it was are gaslighting their base.

Edit: Victims of gaslighting in my replies

Nah, gotta exploit the Housing Shortage rule and NEVER upgrade to hotels

The game requires you to build houses before hotels, so if there are 32 (I believe) houses on the board, no one can go straight to hotels.

Even better if you own all the houses.

It's like a hidden Monopoly in Monopoly

Seriously. Fuck OneNote with a cactus.