[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

There is a dicklette or so your wife claims.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

Of course just exhibiting one symptom, doesn't mean he is schizophrenic.

He is not. He is just a cunt, without any mental disorder apart from sociopathy and extreme narcissism.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

New holocaust. Fucking nazis, they never change.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

Good, now ban it. Funding terrorists must be illegal, surely?

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Oh, dogs...

Yeah, I like dags.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Yup, I heard you got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dogs, the easiest species to feed

That would be pigs but some dogs are actually quite close to that.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

They should all be like this.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Tell me you are an American without telling me.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Do people not eat salads?

What, like a rabbit?

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

It's a sandwich, pocket of crisps or a chocolate bar and a drink.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Looks about right.

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