[-] Fester@lemm.ee 174 points 3 weeks ago

It sued itself in its confusion!

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 150 points 1 month ago

White men are EATING my CAR KEYS

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 150 points 2 months ago

This person’s problem can be solved by a sandwich. Takes like 3 minutes to make, or can be prepped earlier, no cooking necessary, has color, is fresh, not frozen, beats any fast food meal in price and quality. Also can even be healthy if you shop wisely. Can be different every day. Can be hot or cold. The possibilities are endless. Sandwiches are the best.

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 222 points 2 months ago

Imagine seeing that message and buying another product from them.

“It’s time to artificially create waste. Don’t worry, you won’t see this message again. Our new cookers are designed to not last 10 years.”

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 130 points 3 months ago

This is such a wild departure from real beauty pageants, which have always been known for pushing realistic beauty standards and for making normal women feel good about their bodies.

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 146 points 4 months ago

Justice: “Don’t kill me, it’s illegal!”

Assassin: “I’m on orders from the president.”

Justice: “Oh, well, go ahead then.”

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 127 points 7 months ago

I wonder how many stared without protection, and how many were scammed with fake glasses.

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 130 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Also

Mark 10:17-25

The Rich Man

As he was setting out on a journey, a man ran up and knelt before him, and asked him, “Good Teacher, what must I do to inherit eternal life?” Jesus said to him, “Why do you call me good? No one is good but God alone. You know the commandments: ‘You shall not murder; You shall not commit adultery; You shall not steal; You shall not bear false witness; You shall not defraud; Honor your father and mother.’ ” He said to him, “Teacher, I have kept all these since my youth.” Jesus, looking at him, loved him and said, “You lack one thing; go, sell what you own, and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; then come, follow me.” When he heard this, he was shocked and went away grieving, for he had many possessions. Then Jesus looked around and said to his disciples, “How hard it will be for those who have wealth to enter the kingdom of God!” And the disciples were perplexed at these words. But Jesus said to them again, “Children, how hard it is to enter the kingdom of God! It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

That was Palm Sunday lol. Fuckin murdered the guy later that week.

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 223 points 1 year ago

Voting with democrats to remove the speaker for voting with democrats. Seems like a healthy system.

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 122 points 1 year ago

Local residents had repeatedly contacted Google to have them change their online maps after the bridge collapsed in 2013, the suit claims.

Barriers that were normally placed across the bridge entrance were missing due to vandalism, according to the Charlotte Observer.

The lawsuit is also suing three local companies, arguing they had a duty to maintain the bridge.

That’s a lot of fucking negligence.

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 144 points 1 year ago

Coming to you later… “Your browser violates YouTube’s Terms of Service.”

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