People can get fat if they eat as much as I do

Then its up to those people to fucking get out of their asses and exercise. It's one thing to be fat because of a health issue like hypothyroidism, and a whole different thing to choose being fat. In either case, you can't really demand people to think an unhealthy, droopy and blobby body is beautiful, all you can ask is for people to not be rude about it.

Here's a very apt comparison: I suffer from hyperhidrosis, a condition which makes me sweat 100% of the time regarless of temperature. Which do you think more reasonable: that I wear deodorant, refresh myself and shower often; or that I demand people to live with and enjoy my body odour?

That's actually me removing semicolons from Python.

Capitalism

That would be the reasonable and rational conclusion, but capitalism is neither reasonable nor rational.

"Guys" is gender neutral already...

But it tells you she's a fucking Nazi, you dimwit. It literally doesn't matter what the argument of a Nazi is, you just punch them.

Now, here's the kicker: the brazilian rightwing, which contains actual (veiled) nazis and other jew-hating groups, are siding with Israel on this matter. The jokes write themselves.

More importantly: a celebration that you can get to by just looking at the bloody sky.

DuckDuckGo is not good. It's only marginally less pathetic than Google, but that has to do for the time being.

Banks being scummy? Who could've seen this coming?

It's like he's trying to lose the election...

Capitalism is in no way necessary. It's a poison, a cancer, a virus which at all given times threatens to destroy the fabric of society, all for the next quarter's profit.