What the hell did you just call me

Now you're thinking like a south-eastener and I like it

Especially the part where it locks up afterwards and you're like what the fuck I gotta hit this with a hammer asap

Doesn't negate the fact that some of it is engineered and funded by foreign actors to foment more division.

We should acknowledge both things

Honhon

C'est la vie

Just cause you low-key need weiners in there doesn't mean that's not perfectly fine disney-esque goon material

This guy is a clown. Trash submission

It's more humane than lethal injection, the only other way we do it, which I think is the argument here

Yea but it's still better than the 'lets paralyze you so we feel humane and have your veins be lava for 12 hours as you disintegrate' evolved option we use.

I'm right there with you though, how the fuck is it that we don't just put people under like before surgery, and then cut off their access to oxygen? Or a quick gunshot, or a shot with that cattle killing gun? The whole thing is so fucking stupid to me

I'm against the death penalty personally, but the whole thing is so unbelievably absurd to me.

Also, obligatory ayyyy Alabama represent, we made BBC News again

Pretty based for real. Lot of respect for those folks, I hope my country doesn't torch NATO and fuck everybody over.

But think of the curtains industry! We must protect it

-Some congressional committee, circa 2029

you're also not the working poor if you live paycheck to paycheck and make 150k/year. you just fucking aren't, it's your own fault you're not saving money at that point