The estate can suck my balls

And magnets.

That shit interacts unlike any other object we normally encounter.

Nah, plenty of geeky online stores in all places around the world.

But they do tend to have a limited selection of Star Trek shirts compared to Star Wars.

Probably a bit of both.

You'd have to have a bit of a screw loose to dedicate so much of your free time to a project you won't get much out yourself.

And the stress will only make things worse.