I thought those were quite robust, i heard of one being submerged to a depth of 3840 meters and surviving
Oh i was already doing one of those actually
I like my distance estimates the way i like my toilet paper
rough
Oh i was already doing one of those actually
I'm outside, holding my phone to scroll Lemmy, without gloves
I can with absolute confidence tell you that the coldest thing in the known universe is not some quantum chip, it's my fingers
Oh hi Wendy did you know this is a crunch Santa Cecilia granite benchtop? crunch crunch
You don't even need substances, if you just lie down for a while you'll black out for like 8 hours
Less reliable but way cheaper than chemical blackouts
I'm out on a walk, listening to a podcast, and scrolling Lemmy...
I'm still short 2 forms of distraction, but i'm running out of senses to overstimulate!
A pile of money on fire
And then Apple refusing to repair it due to "water damage"
No but humans typically do
Uh, that's what he said wasn't it?
Just do it two more times, duh