In the 90s there was a Redhat distro called Cartman.

Their families were all buddies though.

OP is blaming Mom’s “narcissistic tendencies” and everyone instantly takes that side. But OP says the uncle helped her figure out how to open the door. So clearly the uncle is a part of this unjust conspiracy as well. The more reasonable conclusion is that the adults in OPs life might have good reason to be accessing their room.

Ah yes, the karen account!

If root can’t manage these, then who can and how?

Exactly. Even the response to their whataboutism doesn’t help their point.

My grandma is so hip, she uses kubernetes.

I think you covered at least 10 things.

All your homies hate comments.

Lol the posts are called Truths. Someone should start Fake Social where the posts are called Fakes. And you can Refake others Fakes.

Did you mean Master Don?

Back in those innocent times when they were just murdering journalists and cremating them in barrels.