I'm already a vegetarian with a few cheat meals occasionally - are you thinking beef and chicken might make my logs less greasy?

Alright look, I swear I'm not just trying to be nasty. But poo always seemed to be......greasy.....to me. Shooting water at it seems equivalent to cleaning up oil with plain water - it just moves it around. Am I way off with this line of reasoning?

I'm a desktop only kid of person, and so far the experience is really pretty fantastic. It feels like the fun internet of about 2012 or so.