Sounds like being interested in horses or chess is an easy way to weed out a type of men I dont want to talk to anyway

It's actually no that bad. This takes the horsey only 2 moves to get to the carrots, placing them right next to it would be quite a bit meaner

Thats the actually fucked part

The bullet game is OTB and full of illegal moves of course

It's fine as long as your bottom is into it

The opposite of down is not down then, noted

European here, I do understand whats wrong with the picture and Im very sorry.