It's still too easy to install apps. You xan just type a parent's password on the kid's device to continue.

That was always the joke but some people prefer in-joles (i.e. already knowing they have identical faces) over being inclusive and showing the joke at face value. I can appreciate both, depending on finesse.

This joke doesn't really have any finesse so my vote is for inclusivity.

There are so many weird assumptions here. There is more than a hand moving when a slap is performed.

A skilled slapper could put more of their body weight behind the slap. I'd assume at least 40 kg or even more as the average slap.

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With this as a guide, it would be enough if the task needed to be done twice per day to break even after five years.

Uhh and 100 ° C is also really hot.

I imagine it trying to say Earth but getting muffled by the politician

Force all the big platforms to share their encrypted data. Banning end-to-end encryption. It's all very stupid and will never actually catch any bad guys.

It's right there in the name . WINamp

Sweden also stopped investing in infrastructure in the 1980s but not because of privatisation. It's just very expensive. Now everyone one is blaming each other when everything breaks down, especially politicians that are no longer in the government. There is no "accountability" for the government.

Yes speaker. On the bus. On the subway. On the street. In a cafe.