I'd absolutely fall for this. If you show up with a suspiciously big wooden horse I'm not opening the door, if it's a giant dog I can pet I'll open the door and rush out to meet it

I already said yes, I didn't need the sales pitch

I'm in this image and I don't like it

No-one said he doesn't let the homies hit his ass, he's just saying if he had a pussy they could hit that too

Andre the Giant was far too good for such a despicable business as professional wrestling

It has not been a problem other than they did not like it

That means it was a problem, how can they not see that?

But I don't like coffee 🤔

And that's why I use womens deodorant. Certainly not because I'm trans, goodness no, what are you accusing me of?

As an asexual: can people stop sexualising everything and everyone for like a fucking second?

And, as it turned out, she got her life together

Are we really going to convince ourselves now that Sony wouldn't have introduced a subscription at some point? Realistically the only reason Microsoft where the ones to popularise it is because Sony didn't get there first

Why would they fight each other when they could just kiss each other and/or me?