I don’t understand what point you’re trying to make. Absolutely nobody is saying balrogs are real.

You avoid Windows by thinking about it all the time?

Nobody thinks more about Windows than Linux users.

Good line, but why does every Tumblr screenshot need to also have someone’s reaction in it?

Is this just oversized screenshots of individual sentences of a Reddit post with commentary? What a useless “article”.

Funny but it would’ve been funnier without the useless caption.

Thank you for including a reaction image so I know how to feel about it.

Alternatively, if you’re neurodivergent you may have a better time doing the easiest tasks first to build momentum and motivation.

Rent free

There ought to be a rule that posts about software releases have to say what it is.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fistulierung

“Mine” before a vowel, “my” before a consonant.