Keming.

3.11/95/98/ME/NT/XP

How badly did Vista hurt you?

It's older than the Simpsons for sure. Flushing your (mostly/presumed) dead pets down the toilet was how the urban legends of alligators in the NYC sewers came about...

justice system

There's your problem - we don't have a justice system, we have a legal system.

And that's why you're not.

I ran into this recently. Trying to get access to a credit union's system as a vendor, they had a captcha that was the old style image of distorted text, with a text box labeled "are you a robot?". Having the tendency to take things literally, I initially typed "no" into the box. That was not the right answer.

All the food you have ever bought sure, but what about eaten? I've eaten wild blueberries, venison jerky that a coworker shot, gutted, and processed himself, my grandma used to grow rhubarb in her garden and made pies and jam from it, my other grandma grows tomatoes & broccoli...

Base 16 is great when you're interacting with a computer, but aside from that, not much. Only being divisible by 2 is kind of a pain in the real world.

It's an abusive relationship - "look what you made me do"

Of course it is. If you as an individual can't accurately predict world economic conditions 40 years in advance, you are a complete failure of a person.

Should be obvious, but since people are stupid, /s

My wife has younger brothers, she still refers to them as "the boys" even though they're close to 40...

I guess we'll have to give Texas back to Mexico as reparations... We sure won't miss it.