Sometimes you don't get a chance to say what you wish you had.

Literally the first thing I do on every new computer I've used in the last 20 years or so is change the setting to show all file extensions. It's always been scummy of Microsoft to hide those details and can only be justified at all by the notion that they want to make people dependent on their icons...which is a decent business justification and a horrible moral justification.

Regular police officers not wearing full body armor and tactical gear.

I've been staring at this pic for an hour and I can't think of any possible rule it would violate besides "no giant rat balls." Which seems fair but unlikely to exist yet.

Hot take: The cops knew the case wouldn't stand but it worked just fine to get her protest out of the way for the fossil fuel summit to continue.

President Lyndon B. Johnson once said, "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

We need to build more Titanic submarines.

And yet every dwarven miner protests against the corp by drinking beers and dancing to the jukebox for great lengths of time.

In my mind, Oppenheimer figured out this when he said that:

Let's be serious, the bank owns the place until it's all paid off.

Creepy ass motherfuckers. You'd almost have to be a studio exec to think this is even something you should ask.

This probably would've been fine if they spelled "believed" right in the first place.